Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Have you ever been in a situation where some woman will ask you something and you have to answer the exact opposite of what's on your mind? Well of course you have - but they don't know. They have no idea what's going through our heads - the brutal and horrible truth.
- Yes, you do look fat in that dress
- That's right, those shoes do not match the skirt in the least (that means that i need new shoes. And i wonder who's the one complaining when we are shopping)
- Yes, plastic surgery may be the way to go (yeah... maybe. I think you need it as well.)
- You're so skinny, even the Ethopians would be ashamed
- Yes, you are a slut (and you, a bastard)
- Nope, I don't think it's my fault - it's yours (Cos you have a thick skull and can't put down your male ego. If it's really our fault, just wait can? We will EVENTUALLY apologise)
- The reason why you are always depressed is because you're crazy (Sometimes i do wish guys get pms as well. They have no clue the hell we go through every month. Crazy? As if they are very sane)
- You complain so much they might want to start a new olympic category for it
- Yes, sometimes I do wish you had bigger tits. (and i wish you a better bod)
- Yeah you should buy that pair of shoes. It compensates for your ugly soul. (Yeah... go ahead. Buy that digicam. We only have 4 at home anyway)
- No, I do not want to enter the lingerie section. (Then stay out. And don't u ever dare say that our bras are just not sexy enuff. You don't care much about what we wear under our clothes right?)
- I'm sorry, I was never able to read your mind from the start. (Not expecting you to. Only expect you to at least TRY)
- I don't hate your friends, I detest them. (As if i like urs)
- I need to be friends with your gay male friend like I need nose cancer. (I hope you get nose cancer then. Guys, what's with males and homophobia?)
- I'm watching football, therefore I'm not inclined to talk about issues. (sure, football's cool. Go screw the football then. Stay away from us)
- I really don't care if the toilet seat is up or down. Really. ( i don't care either. But then, there are just some rules you have to observe at home.)
- Yes, those are wrinkles and eyebags. (Similar to those i see on you. Nope, i don't think wrinkles make a man look more attractive)
Taken from Cowboy Caleb's blog. (words in italics are responses from Your Royal Highness, Yeesh)
Oh well, if you guys would only understand that women were taught since young to take on the expressive role. (Go take sociology if u dunno that) They are supposed to be like that. So if you guys can't stand it, go and be GAY. I'm pretty sure that there are plenty of gays out there who will be willing to entertain you. And oh well, if women ain't like that, are they still women? They would be what you guys like to term as butch right? You guys don't really like butches do ya? So well, you guys ASKED FOR IT. You all wanted women to be feminine right? Being feminine means that these are questions that we will ask so just go one tiny corner, suck thumb and bear with it k? If you refuse to, then oh well, go fuck a guy instead. I'm quite certain there are plenty of desperate gays in some gay bar waiting for you.
Oh yeah... Yishan just said fuck... some word she's not supposed to be using. But oh well, she's in a foul mood so she doesn't give a damn about it. Zhnging mission? To hell with it. Why is she so pissed? Cos some donkey pissed her off. Yeah... pissed her off in the midst of exams week. Don't ask which donkey, that donkey himself can't tell she's pissed with him. Yishan don't think he will never know. Why? Cos he's a donkey and donkeys ain't very smart.
YYY
